Description: It sucks, but the balls always drain.
$10.00
Description: Easy there now fella, you don't trigger the switch in broad daylight and drain your ball prematurely.
Description: Easy there in the dark fella, you don't want to qualify the playfield and have your ball drained too early.
Description: Don't slap that thing in broad daylight.
Description: Don't slap too hard in the dark. It's domestic abuse.
Description: MFP represent!
Description: Everyone likes pinball and that's how it is!
Description: Welcome to the Continental!
Description: Support the league!
Description: Support your TD.
Description: Like Pinburgh, but a bit smaller.
Description: Sound System!
Description: Take Warning!
Description: Something even the in-laws could wear.
Description: ULTRA HIGH DEFINITION PINBALL STREAMING
Description: Sure looks cold Bob!
Description: Spring is in the air!
Description: This ain't no April Fools! 😠
Description: The stuff of nightmares.
Description: Remember not to shoot Marvin in the head!
Description: YASS!
Description: Don't say what!
Description: Have you ever thrown a sandwich at a pinball machine?
Description: Drained.
Description: Well thumbed!
Description: A fine establishment.
Description: It's not much, but it's honest work.
Description: Shark Party!
Description: You better reload.
Description: We're going to need a bigger arcade.
Description: Greetings from Seaside, CA!
Description: Welcome to the sideshows. This is where the party is!
Description: Revenge of the Champ!
Description: The crusher of dreams.
Description: Kids to Adult rating! (watch that "R" tag on some machines though)
Description: It'll make you roar in drains.